DECIDER Article: Brett White’s Top 10 of Everything 2018

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I’m not going to spend the intro to my Top 10 of Everything going on and on about how awful 2018 was. That’s not what this space is for! It’s for celebrating the things that made me turn of Twitter (or turned Twitter into a magical land full of monsters and/or Brits in bespoke suits). In a twist I didn’t see coming, it was actually hard to narrow down this list to just 10 entries. Surprise, some good things did happen in 2018 and I didn’t even have room to mention all of them!

Honorable mentions: Andrea Barber’s Fuller House vlog, the rowdy puppets on Curious Creations of Christine McConnell, Alice Eve’s turn as a sadistic nightmare named Mary on Iron Fist, Parker Posey’s turn as a selfish nightmare named Smith on Lost in Space, the 1986 Zenith television I bought after writing a stupid intense piece about sitcom lighting, and the eternal style and fashion sense of Mr. Bob Newhart.

So without further ado, and without me further gushing about Bob Newhart’s love of fancy pajamas and patterned sport jackets, I give you my top 10 of everything from 2018.

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'Stay Here's' Palm Springs Time Machine

Netflix’s Stay Here checks off a lot of my boxes. Half-hour show? Stunning home transformations? A British guy in chunky glasses? My longtime fave Trading Spaces queen Genevieve Gorder?! But one short-term rental property on this show stood out from all the rest: the Palm Springs Time Machine.

I’ve seen a lot of home reno shows, from the TLC glory days of While You Were Out and Town Haul to HGTV’s current reign with Property Brothers and Love It or List It. Believe me when I say that this episode was a rollercoaster! I was gagged when I saw the lovingly recreated groovy interiors and aghast at the thought of Genevieve changing a single thing. I may have screamed at the TV, “Leave the time machine alone!”

But trust in Genevieve, because she saw the potential in this throwback palace and decided to double-down on the borderline egregious level of kitsch. The home came alive through that transformation, becoming even more of the retro hangout of my dreams.

Yes, I have looked into renting it.